What I won’t miss about America
This morning, while frying an egg to put on my toast, I caught a bit of “Good Morning America.”
Anchor: Sad news out of Indonesia. Thousands dead due to a massive earthquake. [beat] Good news for Brad Pitt and Angelena Jolie. Their daughter Shiloh was born today…
Me: Two people had sex and produced a child? Why isn’t this the top story?
And then my head exploded.
